Decree

[vampish_aleera]

HAH!

Fear us, pathetic mortals! For you shall soon bow down before my MASTER! And while my sisters have been destroyed by the rugged, manly vampire-hunter, ANNA SHALL SOON BE MINE!

And I shall bite her! And drink her blood! And create great wickedness within her and shall make her my HUMAN POODLE, whom I will deflower nightly in my bed!

YES!

[OOC: Fan fiction Aleera... Fear her ridiculously non-seductive sexiness and even more ridiculous superficiality than usual.]

Comments

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

...I am bowing now. How do you feel about chainsaws eh?

[vampish_aleera]

I enjoy both chains AND saws!

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Where have you been all my life?

[vampish_aleera]

Wishing to end it!

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

That's right. Now boss me, b'y.

[vampish_aleera]

What is "b'y"?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Not this again. It's a just a word, right?

[Technically, it isn't. It's not even in the Newfoundland English Dictionary, which is a thing that actually exists.]

[vampish_aleera]

CURSE YOUR CONFUSING WORDS, FOREIGNER!

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh you are so spicy.

[vampish_aleera]

I am Romanian!

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

You can be whatever you want, babe.

[vampish_aleera]

I already am this thing!

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

...

...poodle?

[Wibbles, one eyebrow up. Hot vampire chick is scary, whoever she is.]

[vampish_aleera]

POODLE!

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Why? Is she curly-haired, yappy and not good for much?

[vampish_aleera]

Yes, Master! She yaps like a crying PIG KITTEN BITCH!

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Master? I should be so fortunate! Even if you do scare me a little.

I am Vladimir. I am...house-sitting, apparently? For another Dracula.

[vampish_aleera]

YES, YOU

What?

Then... It matters not! I shall praise you in name as my fearsome Bloodied Prince, oh Dark Lord! Let us set villages aflame, feed peasants to wolves and have dirty sex with Anna! Of whom I am secretly jealous for being so amazing and alive!

I may come to tears, for she is human and I can never be...

I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Adoringly,

Your Adoring Bride Of DEATH AND HORROR

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

[Eeeeeek.]

[Blink. Blink. Blink.]

Are there...any actual villages available? Or wolves?

And where is this Anna? I don't mind the dirty sex part...

[vampish_aleera]

It seems this is not the fortress of ice and doom... I am unsure where this could be - BUT WE SHALL GIVE THE MORTALS DEATH IF THEY COME TO US.

Not until then, however. For I must spend time playing musical instruments in a fashion most morbid.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

You have a fortress of ice and doom?

[He wibbles. His castle just got claimed by the Romanian government for back taxes.]

Oo, what do you play? I am looking for a piano, so that I may play until the fog rolls in. [Literally].

[vampish_aleera]

The harpsichord and church organ - everyone in Transylvania plays this thing!

Also, violins.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Had I known you had use for a violin I would have snatched it from that damned peasant's hands on the way out of my castle.

...wait one moment. Everyone?

That is a lot of church organs.

have an afrikaans accent. the director couldn't be assed. :T

[darknessb4me]

I like your spirit. But I think we need to think closer to the present. What would it take to bring this ship down?

Audio:

[vampish_aleera]

What ship?

Audio:

[darknessb4me]

The one we're standing on.

Re: Audio:

[vampish_aleera]

I stand on no ship. These are my private chambers!

Audio:

[darknessb4me]

[Heh heh.]

Step outside a moment. Indulge me.