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vampish_aleeraHAH!
Fear us, pathetic mortals! For you shall soon bow down before my MASTER! And while my sisters have been destroyed by the rugged, manly vampire-hunter, ANNA SHALL SOON BE MINE!
And I shall bite her! And drink her blood! And create great wickedness within her and shall make her my HUMAN POODLE, whom I will deflower nightly in my bed!
YES!
[OOC: Fan fiction Aleera... Fear her ridiculously non-seductive sexiness and even more ridiculous superficiality than usual.]
Fear us, pathetic mortals! For you shall soon bow down before my MASTER! And while my sisters have been destroyed by the rugged, manly vampire-hunter, ANNA SHALL SOON BE MINE!
And I shall bite her! And drink her blood! And create great wickedness within her and shall make her my HUMAN POODLE, whom I will deflower nightly in my bed!
YES!
[OOC: Fan fiction Aleera... Fear her ridiculously non-seductive sexiness and even more ridiculous superficiality than usual.]
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Date: 2011-06-10 02:56 am (UTC)[Technically, it isn't. It's not even in the Newfoundland English Dictionary, which is a thing that actually exists.]
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Date: 2011-06-10 12:37 am (UTC)...poodle?
[Wibbles, one eyebrow up. Hot vampire chick is scary, whoever she is.]
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Date: 2011-06-10 02:30 am (UTC)PIGKITTENBITCH!no subject
Date: 2011-06-10 02:49 am (UTC)I am Vladimir. I am...house-sitting, apparently? For another Dracula.
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Date: 2011-06-10 02:56 am (UTC)YES, YOUWhat?
Then... It matters not! I shall praise you in name as my fearsome Bloodied Prince, oh Dark Lord! Let us set villages aflame, feed peasants to wolves and have dirty sex with Anna! Of whom I am secretly jealous for being so amazing and alive!
I may come to tears, for she is human and I can never be...I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Adoringly,
Your Adoring Bride Of DEATH AND HORROR
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Date: 2011-06-10 03:36 am (UTC)[Blink. Blink. Blink.]
Are there...any actual villages available? Or wolves?
And where is this Anna? I don't mind the dirty sex part...
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Date: 2011-06-10 05:23 am (UTC)Not until then, however. For I must spend time playing musical instruments in a fashion most morbid.
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Date: 2011-06-10 05:28 am (UTC)[He wibbles. His castle just got claimed by the Romanian government for back taxes.]
Oo, what do you play? I am looking for a piano, so that I may play until the fog rolls in. [Literally].
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Date: 2011-06-10 11:39 pm (UTC)Also, violins.
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Date: 2011-06-11 02:50 am (UTC)...wait one moment. Everyone?
That is a lot of church organs.
have an afrikaans accent. the director couldn't be assed. :T
Date: 2011-06-11 02:50 pm (UTC)Audio:
Date: 2011-06-11 05:42 pm (UTC)Audio:
Date: 2011-06-12 01:25 am (UTC)Re: Audio:
Date: 2011-06-12 01:33 am (UTC)Audio:
Date: 2011-06-12 02:50 am (UTC)Step outside a moment. Indulge me.