Idea To Stop Many Deaths

[vampish_aleera]

Crazy snake boy
Man of serpents
Commander of cobras
Doctor of hisses
Frustrated youth

CRAZY SNAKE BOY!

You like contraptions and devices - I have idea for you to create with my good friend, Toshiko! It will do much to enforce punishments of horror upon those who cause a great many murders!

[Shown just under her writing, for all to see, is Aleera's picture of her 'ADMIRAL'S PAIN MACHINE' idea (in underlined capitals and everything). It's the result of a hyperactive Transylvanian vampire bride's sum total of mechanical engineering knowledge, resulting from hanging around Frankenstein's weird lightning machine thingy, which Igor helped to make work, back in her world...

It's the most over-complicated mechanised contraption one could ever imagine, operated by steam and electricity, ropes and pulleys. A stick figure of someone with an ANGRY FACE is being shown shoved into a vertical casket. Arrows and labels describe the machine somehow magically subjecting the victim to 'GREAT PAINS OF HORROR' and 'DIRTY PEASANT HUMILIATION'; except she doesn't give an explanation for how this is meant to happen. In fact, the only thing one can possibly work out from how she's labelled the thing is that it might actually do a rather good job of washing clothes... If one wanted to use up several hundred thousand volts and produce copious amounts of steam, in the process.

Another diagram shows the stick figure with what is now a HAPPY SMILE, being led out and released from it! For some reason, they are now without shoes. There is also a mysterious pipe which now drips with a curious red substance, leading off to a tank which is labelled 'MEAT-JUICE'.

It's sort of like if O'Brien went insane and decided to devise how to brainwash people with completely unworkable steampunk technology.]

You can make work, yes?

Comments

[requiresssacrifice]

[..............]

Yes.

[vampish_aleera]

EXCELLENT!

This shall be glorious new chapter in the way of saving lives!

I demand fanart of this! :D

[likeprofesional.livejournal.com]

... What the fuck?

I actually did a drawing! But my printer decided it didn't want to scan. :c

[vampish_aleera]

No, no fuckings - only HARSH MEASURES OF DISCIPLINE!

You like?

[yeahscience.livejournal.com]

[He has no words. She is just getting all the Jesse face of confused horror. All of it.]

AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU CAME ABOARD?

[vampish_aleera]

[text]

[notrueking.livejournal.com]

[this is quite possibly the most entertaining thing he's encountered upon arriving here, and that's saying quite a bit.]

It's an interesting design, certainly... but how does it work?

[vampish_aleera]

By giving the GREAT PAINS OF HORROR and DIRTY PEASANT HUMILIATION!

Is this not clear?

[subtlescience]

It pains me to say that this is the best solution I've seen presented in three years.

[vampish_aleera]

My thanks, Sir!

[lifeafterhope.livejournal.com]

"Dirty peasant humiliation."

[vampish_aleera]

Of course!

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Engineering cop face is go-!]

...huh.

[vampish_aleera]

YESSS.

you get both of mine this is so glorious

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

[wow this is actually rather nostalgic. She'd have created a blueprint like this when she was... seven? eight? It's so nonsensical she actually kind of wants to know how it works.]

Removal of one's shoes and... 'meat-juice'? How does this punish the person you feed into it?

:D

[vampish_aleera]

By inducing the GREAT PAINS OF HORROR!

[dovehearted.livejournal.com]

[not here for the longest time but she's got to say something about it, right?]

...looks like it could be a good idea?

[vampish_aleera]

It would be good idea!

[creatingalegacy]

Take my advice: quit while you're ahead. Your design is shit.

[vampish_aleera]

The design is perfect!

Private

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

...

[You know what? Not even gonna touch that.]

How are things going with Lua?

Re: Private

[vampish_aleera]

They are going well! Already, she learns how to use knife!

But this was not my doing.

[thefuckening.livejournal.com]

Why go through all that effort when a well-placed spell could do the trick?

[vampish_aleera]

You have spells of horror and shame?

THE SHAME IS VERY IMPORTANT or it is no different to playing the Hurting Game.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

The Admiral has great pains of horror and dirty peasant humiliation covered.

Meat juice is new.

[vampish_aleera]

Not enough! Clearly...

It is most necessary.