Decree

[vampish_aleera]

HAH!

Fear us, pathetic mortals! For you shall soon bow down before my MASTER! And while my sisters have been destroyed by the rugged, manly vampire-hunter, ANNA SHALL SOON BE MINE!

And I shall bite her! And drink her blood! And create great wickedness within her and shall make her my HUMAN POODLE, whom I will deflower nightly in my bed!

YES!

[OOC: Fan fiction Aleera... Fear her ridiculously non-seductive sexiness and even more ridiculous superficiality than usual.]

Comments

[vampish_aleera]

It seems this is not the fortress of ice and doom... I am unsure where this could be - BUT WE SHALL GIVE THE MORTALS DEATH IF THEY COME TO US.

Not until then, however. For I must spend time playing musical instruments in a fashion most morbid.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

You have a fortress of ice and doom?

[He wibbles. His castle just got claimed by the Romanian government for back taxes.]

Oo, what do you play? I am looking for a piano, so that I may play until the fog rolls in. [Literally].

[vampish_aleera]

The harpsichord and church organ - everyone in Transylvania plays this thing!

Also, violins.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Had I known you had use for a violin I would have snatched it from that damned peasant's hands on the way out of my castle.

...wait one moment. Everyone?

That is a lot of church organs.