Findings

[vampish_aleera]

I would like a young, supple boy, please... I have something I think he would like.

Comments

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I have to ask. What?

Um. I'm not volunteering.

[vampish_aleera]

Why not?

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Not without knowing what's on offer.

[vampish_aleera]

I have found, eh... What is word? Like newspaper, but with a gloss of shine upon it.

It gives lessons for how young men should grow strong. I wish to return it.

[counturfingers.livejournal.com]

What?

[vampish_aleera]

You are not young, supple boy.

[counturfingers.livejournal.com]

No, but I still want to know what is going on.

[vampish_aleera]

Do you have interest in young boys? Perhaps the item is yours.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

A disease perhaps?

[vampish_aleera]

You have made it clear that I have been discarded. Your interest in my affairs is ill-placed.

[private]

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

All right. That was unworthy.

But for the record, I didn't discard you. I thought this was what you wanted.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I'm not interested, but what?

[vampish_aleera]

The thing I write of, above. It has many pictures of those blessed with muscular stature.

Hmm... Perhaps it belongs to dirty old man, instead.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Male or female?

Maybe. Have you asked the Marquis?

[allusionsahoy]

What is it?

[vampish_aleera]

It is called 'Manly Muscles Monthly'... It intrigues me, but it is not mine.

I wish to return this thing to its owner.

[allusionsahoy]

One, ew.
Two, why the hell would that be mine? If anything, ask the teenage girls. They're the ones more likely to have a magazine like that.

[feverprophecy.livejournal.com]

You're a generous soul. I just thought you should know that.

[vampish_aleera]

I am!

"make test" -- apparently Aleera rubs off on him

[feverprophecy.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, are you going to test the suppleness of your potential recipient, or just trust he's sufficiently lithe.

[truth_is_cold]

I think the anything young and supple finds you slightly intimidating, madam.

[vampish_aleera]

Perhaps...

[sepfield.livejournal.com]

...supple?

[vampish_aleera]

Yes.

Is it yours?

[sepfield.livejournal.com]

I-I don't know.

...is what mine?