Things Which Have Been Done

Go to hospital.
Speak with General.
Ask General if he is wanting things.
Brush hair.
Be hit by violent rocking of ship.
Find news of GRAND SWORD OF DEATHS AND EATING OF SOULS.
Look for GRAND SWORD OF DEATHS AND EATING OF SOULS.
Fail to find GRAND SWORD OF DEATHS AND EATING OF SOULS.
Speak to General of new causes for doom.
Smack the head of he who looked upon me with lustful gaze.

Ah... Brushing of hair is the one.

I shall do this now.