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Hello!

I, Aleera, am being friendly nurse for all illness and injury problems! Please excuse me - English not first language, yes?

But fear not! I bring with me the latest in Romanian medical technology! Say... You have aching head? I drill hole in skull! Is fine, traditional cure! No need for this trickery of evil drug companies always taking your money to buy baby seals and spread them upon toast! AND THIS IS JUST FOR THEIR BREAKFAST!

Also! Good news! Nearby lake has plenty supply of leeches! There shall be more than I could ever need for whatever troubles you!